SUMO WRESTLING
The last place you'd expect to see a fight break out is in a small suburban Chinese Restaurant. Saturday night it was all on baby. At first no one, including myself, knew what the hell was going on. Was all very strange.

Three groups of people at three tables doing there own thing. Some people at table one (young crowd, large group) were smoking. People at table two (Middle aged men with wives) didn't like this so proceeded to open front door to let fresh air in. (Asking people at table one to refrain from lighting up was obviously to difficult) Male at table three (also middled aged couples) didn't like the cold breeze so therefore closed door. Aggressive male at table two didn't like this and threatened to beat the living daylights out of bloke at table three. Oh yeah did I mention all people involved were somewhat drunk. So anyway, a fight breaks out with four people from table two and three getting involved. People from table one jump up and break it up. Poor chinese waitress caught up in the middle of it. The girlfriend of a guy on table one who's birthday is being celebrated decides to start screaming and yelling at top note at the brawlers involved. Obviously upset that the night has somewhat been ruined. Fight calms down, but smart arse comments follow from every which direction. People from table two leave not long after. People from table one proceed to drink, smoke and talk to people on table three.

Confused? Good! Probably the most action that restaurant has ever seen. We tipped the waitresses nice and good at the end of the night.